According to the Internet, the phrase “Keep it simple, Stupid” was not invented by one of my acting professors in college. Apparently a lot of people use this acronym. There’s even a politically correct version of it (Sweetheart).

It’s tough to keep things simple when we are faced with so many options.

Since I’ve moved to Chicago, I’ve been spinning a wheel with a bunch of career options posted on it, hoping it lands on “actor” so I can tell myself that’s what fate intended. What I’ve discovered is… Well, that’s dumb as hell. So here we go!