Next Stop: Sports Illustrated.

First things first: I’ve got lots of shows coming up! Check out this page for more details.

A couple weeks ago I got an email from my manager asking me three questions:

1. What is your availability on October 13? (Totally free!!)

2. Are you comfortable around horses? (Um, YES)

3. Can you send me a picture of yourself in a bikini? (…)

I have no pictures of myself in a swimsuit. This is intentional. I once ate a photograph of myself. I ended up taking a mirror-selfie. In my underwear though, because I don’t know where my sexy Old Navy bikini wandered off to.

Glad to know that picture is now floating around on the Internet, waiting to surface when I’m up for a teaching position in rural North Carolina somewhere down the road. At least I’m smiling in it.

So, I was a little worried I’d have to ride a horse around in a swimsuit, but it wasn’t like that at all. It was a really, really great experience! There was a horse and a dog and a ton of beautiful dresses and really talented artists. I don’t have the pics yet, but here’s a video sneak peek:

https://vimeo.com/109299598

 

I wouldn’t call myself a model. In fact, the other model on set asked me if I would be doing her makeup.

“So what do you do when you’re not modeling?” she asked.

“Comedy.”

I had such a good time, that I wondered if maybe modeling is something I should look into. But LADIES, PLEASE! I love the Pizza.